The laboratory was spick and span,
Keep it clean was mummy’s plan
Washed and scrubbed after her last bath,
The tub lay bubbling in my path.
I brought the subject to the lab,
Filled the tub with a shampoo dab.
I placed the subject and closed the tap,
My baby bro the poor old chap!
The stopper I pulled it carefully out,
And made it dangle about the mouth.
Around and round and left and right,
Hypnotism was quite a sight!
First the head just spun like crazy,
Then the eyes just turned all hazy.
And with a thud the boy collapsed,
My experimental time elapsed.
Eureka! My work went well.
The subject just lay where it fell.
Wake him up I’ll try it later,
Once I’m done with things much greater!
Kee Reflections 